I had not thought about this in a solid two years (and twenty two days, if we’re counting), but getting into college in the first place is hard, guys. I only think about it now because my little sister, bless her heart, is making her first college lists. (By that I mean my parents are… keep reading
Monthly Archives: January 2012
how to handle the off-season
Off-season [ɔf sizǝn] n. the time period between the holidays and going back to school; a time period characterized by the absence of activity. Stare at Facebook/Twitter/Pinterest/Tumblr/4chan/Porntube/whatever until you are familiar with every single link ever posted to any place on the internet ever. (Is porntube a thing? Am I going to plug it into… keep reading
pros and cons of sleeping in until the afternoon
Pros: Look how well rested you are! I’m assuming you have nothing better to do, and sleep is nice. It makes a statement. That being, “I am adolescent and I don’t give a fuck what people are supposed to do in the mornings.” Do interesting things happen before noon anyway? This might be the sloth… keep reading
thoughts on resolutions
I mentioned it before — That girl isn’t a huge fan of New Years resolutions. The most common ones suck, in my opinion (I don’t like seeing everyone run around trying to lose three pounds like Regina George. It just makes me mad at society that that’s usually the best self-improvement technique we can come… keep reading