boys boys boys (and girls)

That girl’s dealings with the less-fair sex, not to be heteronormative or anything.

it turns out i’m not dateable

it turns out i’m not dateable

Oops! In fact, I am totally dateless. Here, look, there’s proof (thanks to website-of-horrors, rudateable.com, founded by motivational speaker and noted misogynist Justin Lookadoo): The awkward thing is, I think I answered these questions pretty accurately. And yet, I actually do have a boyfriend! (We are pictured above, looking particularly like Texan politicians on Halloween.(…)

how to go facebook official

how to go facebook official

Find someone to date. It’s harder than it sounds. Make out with a stranger at a party. Hang out with him in soberer and soberer contexts until you’ve decided you like him as a human being. Text a lot. Alternatively, discover that a friend of yours is suddenly interesting in unfamiliar ways. Panic. Run into(…)

the world is not a game of kill marry fuck

the world is not a game of kill marry fuck

News flash: You’re allowed to like the people that you choose to have sex with. I know, I’m just a rebellious pioneer of novel concepts. Apparently, though, someone needs to say it. There seems to be this idea flying around that “the women you fuck” are meant to be women you vaguely detest. At least,(…)

what we wore: first date outfits

what we wore: first date outfits

Everyone remembers what they wore for their first date, right? It’s one of those details you don’t forget, like the sweaty hand-holding, the weird over-awareness of the placement of his body down to the centimeter, the exact movie you went to see (because, hello, that’s how it’s done). I reached out to a few other(…)

how to not be creepy

how to not be creepy

Lately I’ve been thinking about what makes a guy creepy (partially because I read this article, and partially because I take public transportation every day). It really bewilders me that some guys don’t understand what does/doesn’t make a person creepy. There are apparently tons of people out there who believe creepy is a synonym for(…)