debauchery

That girl gets drunk and parties sometimes. Her life may or may not resemble a Ke$ha song.

condoms are making you depressed

condoms are making you depressed

I know I said earlier that I was going to stop going on and on about vaguely stupid people who say very stupid things on the internet, but I am absolutely fascinated by this blog post. Basically, if you don’t want to go read the long and boring and very stupid article, here are the(…)

the 12 best miley cyrus quotes from her w interview

the 12 best miley cyrus quotes from her w interview

“I think water’s, like, a really important thing” “I like that I’m associated with sexuality and the kind of punk-rock shit where we just don’t care” “You know, it’s like, I’m not making any kind of statement.” No statement at all. “Anyone that hates on you is always below you, because they’re just jealous of(…)

shaving down there: the great paradox of womanhood

shaving down there: the great paradox of womanhood

Warning for Mom and Dad: This is a blog post about my vagina. I really encourage you to stop reading right now. (Everyone else, carry on.) So, my spooky webmaster tools have told me that folks have been arriving at this blog by searching the phrase “shaving down there.” Y’all, I have been wanting to write(…)

pros and cons of daydrinking

pros and cons of daydrinking

Pros: It’s drinking in the daytime! All of the fun of sunshine and all of the fun of whiskey combined. You have to acknowledge how awesome this combination has the potential to be. You’re probably not tired. You’ll get tired later, but right now, you basically just woke up. You have so much more energy than(…)

how to turn 21

how to turn 21

1. Count down the days until your 21st birthday. As soon as you’re close enough to be excited, start a countdown. I may have had one going since January. I’d go around saying things like, “Guys, only 74 days until my 21st birthday! It’s so soon!!” 2. Make highly ambitious plans. Make a list of(…)

how to hide a hangover

how to hide a hangover

Look, it happens to the best of us. You tell yourself you’re not going to drink, because in the morning you have to go to class / have brunch with mom / meet the Pope. And then someone offers you something blue called an “Adios Motherfucker” and you say, “well, one drink won’t hurt” and(…)