pros and cons

Quick! Make a decision! What, you mean you want to weigh the arguments? Psh.

pros and cons of small children

pros and cons of small children

pros: They’re adorable. I have half a mind to upload the video I took today of my almost-three year old niece repeatedly shouting “I like boat rides!” in public. But I won’t. Just trust me that it’s really cute, okay? They think you’re great. You’re really old compared to a toddler, and as such, most(…)

pros and cons of going to the gynecologist

pros and cons of going to the gynecologist

Time to visit the gynecologist? Eek. Your thoughts are probably racing over a million different pros and cons. Let me map out a couple for you: Cons: The fear: No matter the reasons for your trip to the gynecologist, they’re usually surrounded by some measure of fear. Whether you fear for the worst, or have no idea(…)

pros and cons of going to the gym

pros and cons of going to the gym

Pros: Exercise is good for you! If you exercise, you’ll live longer, because your body will be more durable! Also, if you need to outrun a wild animal or lift a heavy object in order to survive, exercising can prepare you for that moment! So really, being physically fit can extend your lifespan in more(…)

pros and cons of taking summer classes

pros and cons of taking summer classes

Pros: Learning is cool! I’m only being a little bit sarcastic. I’ve been taking summer classes since the eighth grade. I was a weirdo kid who went away to nerd camp every summer to spend 8 hours in class every day while my contemporaries did stuff like play sports. That’s why, today, I’m such a supergenius(…)

pros and cons of public transportation

pros and cons of public transportation

Pros: Public transportation does not require much of your attention. When you don’t have to focus on driving to wherever you’re going, you can spend mental energy on other stuff like napping or learning to crochet or taking silly snapchats or writing blog posts. Public transportation is good for the environment! Or, rather, public transportation(…)

pros and cons of reading shitty books

pros and cons of reading shitty books

pros: Like all great things (streaking, frozen lemonade, making out with men named “Kostos”), they are best suited for summertime. They have crazy plots. Once upon a time, all the book writers got together and said “a book must either be well written or keep readers on edge using the most ridiculous plot twists imaginable.”(…)

pros and cons of daydrinking

pros and cons of daydrinking

Pros: It’s drinking in the daytime! All of the fun of sunshine and all of the fun of whiskey combined. You have to acknowledge how awesome this combination has the potential to be. You’re probably not tired. You’ll get tired later, but right now, you basically just woke up. You have so much more energy than(…)