In which I overanalyze the search terms which bring strangers to this blog.
“hbo girls marnie blazer”
Unfortunately, I don’t think I gave much useful information about any specific blazers that Marnie wears in HBO’s Girls. I think I pretty much just said, “On HBO’s Girls, Marnie wore a blazer,” or something to that effect. Nonetheless, reader, you stayed here for half an hour, and for that, I thank you.
“will i survive college”
Honestly? Probably not. The college mortality rate in America is shockingly high.
“is lilly pulitzer fratty”
Honestly, I love Lilly Pulitzer a lot, but my awareness of authentic frat-style is relatively low. Nonetheless, googler, I think the answer is yes. So now you know.
“how to wear mustard”
Well first you put it on a hot dog or something. Perhaps chicken tenders. Then, you just rub it all over your face. You will be very on-trend.
“boys girls alcohol”
This pretty much describes the social scene at any given university. Call me heteronormative. That’s fine. I feel like this google query should be the line of a poem. The poem could go like this:
Boys girls alcohol.
Black and white neon dorm room.
Pull an all nighter.
Tea paint art.
Frattiest things to do at work.
What to really bring to college?
Girl ignores bf.
Yeah, those are all search queries. My readers are literary as fuck. (And I’d really like to go to a “desire party”, so if you know about one, please invite me.)
“pros and cons of being vegan”
I haven’t written this post, although my take on vegetarianism is here. I think I haven’t written it because it would be very short. Cons: Everything. Pros: You are a rabbit.
“how to become a perfect student”
Damn, I wish I knew. You are a very ambitious person, anonymous googler. Color me impressed.
“thing girls do naked”
Pretty much everything? I wish I knew exactly which thing you were searching for. Girls can do a lot of things naked. The other night I ate applesauce naked. This morning I brushed my teeth naked. We really don’t have to be wearing clothes to do most things (especially when living in an apartment on our own).
“pics of economics n girls”
I can only assume this query led to Katie’s marvelous post about her choice to double-major in American Studies and Economics. The post, after all, was accompanied by a picture. You, sir, have a very specific fetish. Rock on. No judgement here.