Stylitics, a website that allows you to catalog your closet on the internet and then view your clothing statistics, launched recently, and today I got to take a look around. It seems sort of cool, if you have a ton of time on your hands and all of your clothes come from stores. (As opposed to what, you ask? Europe. Most of my clothes do not come from stores, they come from Europe. Europe has no stores. It just is. #internationalstudentproblems #USA!!)
If you have a bunch of keys that you will never have to return to anyone (nineteen year old homeowners holla?), you should definitely differentiate them with nail polish. Learn how at College DIY. This looks really cool, but I’m not sure ResLife or future-landlord would love it as much as I do.
Is winter making you sad? Stop being sad! Just like, be happy! Then you won’t be sad anymore!
The Super Bowl is this weekend! Sports! This is so exciting. I can’t wait for the Wizards to win. Oh, are they not playing? Oh, they play basketball? Oh. Okay. That’s not going to stop me from eating sugar-based foods and making a lot of noise.
Our generation is “changing the professional work culture dramatically.” It turns out, the lot of us are more likely to want to start our own business than start working for someone else. I say it means we’re independent and ambitious, and this author seems to think we’re pretty alright, but sometimes the other old folks say we’re entitled and don’t take directions well. Of course I don’t take directions well. You’re wrong.
Do you want to buy some sexxxxxy lingerie (to wear with your diamonds and yoga pants)? You can get that for 60% off at College Budget. Before you ask, no, I will never stop promoting this. It is the greatest thing, and I will tell you about it until no one pays regular money for any things ever again.
Speaking of clothing, you know who’s a great style icon? Margaret Thatcher. I don’t even know what to think anymore.