- You get to feel so awake! You can go from sleeping to being awake faster than you otherwise would! (Really, you’re a very busy girl. Do you have time to gently lift yourself from sleep to wakefulness? No. You don’t.)
- Coffee tastes good under certain circumstances?
- If you like strong coffee, people will infer that you are a badass.
- Coffee is good for your cardiac health, maybe.
- Coffee drinks can be a good medium for the ingestion of sugar. (i.e. A milkshake is a milkshake, except when it’s a frappucino)
- Addiction is sexy.
- The archetypal manic pixie dream girl was probably hyped up on espresso most of the time.
- Coffee doesn’t actually taste that good. Like, there’s a lot of bad coffee out there.
- If you drink too much you start to shake and feel nervous.
- Caffeine might also be bad for your health. They’re not sure. It depends on your genetics.
- You will get addicted.
- Seriously, most coffee you will encounter is really bad.
- Other people might look down on you for your inability to wake up without chemical stimulants.
- You suddenly have to worry about things like “fair trade beans.”
- You will probably spill it on yourself at some point in time.