pros and cons of sleeping in until the afternoon

Pros:

• Look how well rested you are!
• I’m assuming you have nothing better to do, and sleep is nice.
• It makes a statement. That being, “I am adolescent and I don’t give a fuck what people are supposed to do in the mornings.”
• Do interesting things happen before noon anyway? This might be the sloth of winter break* speaking, but I think not.

Cons:

• Your mother will come into your room and think that you are sick/dying/dead.
• You have missed one meal. You may have missed two meals, depending on how late you sleep and what you consider the appropriate lunch hours to be.
• You are not allowed to say that you are tired for the rest of the day.
• Falling asleep at a regular hour simply isn’t going to happen.

*this is what happens when you google-image search "Winter Sloth"