Last week, my sister facebook messaged me. Grace: how cold is hell right now? Grace: …now ask “why do you ask?” Me: …. why do you ask?? Grace: because hell has frozen over: i’ve decided to start wearing makeup. Me: KSFJEIOWAHFKDLS; YAYYYY!!!! Me: wait I’m so excited Me: oh my gosh I’ve been trying to… keep reading
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ask that girl: college admissions advice
Hi, I’m Sarah, I’m 16 and I live in the UK. I’m looking to go to an American university. I’ve just officially finished year 11 (so GSCE’s) and I start my A-Levels next year. I came across your blog and was wondering if you could give me any advice on applying to university (i know… keep reading
the four guy friends every college girl needs
1. The slut. This guy gets around. He’s typically conventionally attractive, and flirty with just about everyone, so he gets more than his share of ass. And in typical male-in-western-society style, he has no problem with telling you about it. This guy is an excellent friend to keep around, because he will give you a window… keep reading
fifty reasons high school sucks
I spend most of my time not thinking about high school. It wasn’t fun and I’m glad it’s over. But the above article reminded me how genuinely shitty it was, and how I felt like I was pretty much the only one who felt that way. I wasn’t. In 11th grade, a girl in my… keep reading
afraid of commitment, allergic to labels
I am, of course, describing college kids. So imagine this situation. You and some-person-of-the-gender-to-which-you-are-attracted (I’m just going to go ahead and use male pronouns) have been hooking up for some time, and your hookup has become de facto exclusive (that is, you don’t really have time to pursue anyone else if you end up at… keep reading
how to deal with the cold
1. Wear all the clothes. Look, it’s not going to be sexy. Sorry, but not actually. I’m giving you survival advice, and if it’s not sexy enough for you, you can freeze without my help. Whatever. Anyways, you should be wearing as many layers as you can comfortably put on your body. The tanktop + shirt… keep reading
how to go to paris with friends
Decide what you want to do. You want to do everything, of course. You want to go to Versailles and the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre and eat all the bread and butter. You know that you’ve got to narrow things down somewhat, and you feel like you can’t demand anything specific because friends are… keep reading