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lies told by at least one female

lies told by at least one female

A twitter hashtag is going around, getting people all riled up. It’s called #liestoldbyfemales and it’s largely sexist bullshit. Shit like “Tell me the truth, I won’t get mad” and “No I’m not jealous!” and “I’m not a stupid slut.” You know, things that are lies! That upsets me, especially because I am a female and(…)

the liebster award

the liebster award

In keeping with my recent decision to take this blog less seriously, I’ve decided to participate in what is, essentially, a massive blogger-only chain letter called The Liebster Award. I got nominated by the amazing Harper of Harper Honey, and now I must do four things: List eleven facts about myself. Answer Harper’s eleven questions. Nominate(…)

the six types of christmas gifts to give and receive

the six types of christmas gifts to give and receive

1. The thing that the giver actually wants One year, my dad bought my mom a Playstation 3 because he thought she would like the Blu-ray player (and if he happened to use it for video games it would be a happy coincidence). Another time, my then-eight-year-old sister gave some cartoon movie about dogs to(…)

it turns out i’m not dateable

it turns out i’m not dateable

Oops! In fact, I am totally dateless. Here, look, there’s proof (thanks to website-of-horrors, rudateable.com, founded by motivational speaker and noted misogynist Justin Lookadoo): The awkward thing is, I think I answered these questions pretty accurately. And yet, I actually do have a boyfriend! (We are pictured above, looking particularly like Texan politicians on Halloween.(…)

it’s link thursday!

it’s link thursday!

Can we all just take a moment to remember that this is the week Anthony Weiner decided his name wasn’t sext-able enough, and started to referring to himself as “Carlos Danger“? Awesome. Here are some links. Here is a thing that I believe: Parents need to calm the fuck down, in general. Apparently this fact is(…)

how to not look like you’ve been crying

how to not look like you’ve been crying

Photo: Shandi-lee via Compfight cc It’s cool. College is stressful. Sometimes you’re going to want to cry, and then you’re going to want to go out and not look like you’ve been crying. I’m not asking any questions. I just want to help you fix your face. I consider myself something of a pro at(…)