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please shut up about millennials, i’m begging you

please shut up about millennials, i’m begging you

It looks like we’re still doing this. Saying things about millennials. I asked us to stop, but I guess we’re not stopping. Fine. The latest offense comes from psychotherapist Brooke Donatone writing at Slate. She thinks we “can’t grow up” and are “unable to think for [ourselves]” because of “helicopter parenting.” I think she needs(…)

it’s link thursday!

it’s link thursday!

Can we all just take a moment to remember that this is the week Anthony Weiner decided his name wasn’t sext-able enough, and started to referring to himself as “Carlos Danger“? Awesome. Here are some links. Here is a thing that I believe: Parents need to calm the fuck down, in general. Apparently this fact is(…)

a brief history of my hair

a brief history of my hair

Once upon a time, Clara was kind of a redhead. Blame my Irish heritage, but I always hade a strawberry-blonde tone as a tiny kid. But as I got older, as everyone must, my hair started to lose its brilliant orange color (I once literally colored my own hair orange in a picture, and colored(…)

five things I learned from taylor swift’s new album

five things I learned from taylor swift’s new album

1. I’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end … I watched it begin again (Begin Again) Newsflash for fellow mortals: Even beautiful celebrities get dumped, and feel shitty about love for a while. It took Taylor Swift, who I imagine to have a line around(…)

how to survive a college break up

how to survive a college break up

Try to avoid it. If it’s you doing the breaking-up, I guess that’s your call. If it’s his decision, do everything you can to make sure he really, like, actually wants to be not dating you anymore. Because maybe he’s just confused or something. The best way to do this is to be really sexy (read:(…)