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i’m not getting anything done and it is awesome

i’m not getting anything done and it is awesome

I’ve been beating myself up this winter break and it’s got to stop. I rarely wake up before noon. I lie around in bed looking at dresses on websites for no reason because I don’t need to buy any dresses. I play Civilization 5. I eat Lucky Charms. I stay up too late, interact with(…)

college girls dress like han solo

college girls dress like han solo

I just saw this on my news feed and it’s literally perfect. Some reddit user has finally put two and two together: College girls dress just like half-witted scruffy-looking Nerf herders. If you aren’t convinced, check this out: On the left, you see Han Solo. He did the Kessel run in the Millennium Falcon in less(…)

a series of reappropriated poetry: what it means to party

a series of reappropriated poetry: what it means to party

This is the first in “A Series of Reappropriated Poetry: Derived mainly from Bilboard 100 and American Top 40,” a three-part series of guest posts/poems by Shreena T, Brown ’16.  What it means to party From the top of the pole I watch her go down She got me throwin’ my money around She threw it back(…)

5 important things missing from my high school sex ed

5 important things missing from my high school sex ed

I should preface this by saying that I consider my high school’s sex ed program pretty good, as far as high school sex ed programs go. We learned all about condoms and birth control and diseases and whatnot, and did so in a fairly open minded setting (in a private school in the suburbs of(…)

times when i am comfortable wearing yoga pants to class

times when i am comfortable wearing yoga pants to class

1. I am ill. If I’m sick, everyone around me should be impressed that I’m going to class at all. I am likely to be shuffling my way to class, staring at my professor in a daze, and then shuffling back to my bed. Putting on clothes is an inappropriate waste of time and energy,(…)

trend watch: outdoorsy chicks

trend watch: outdoorsy chicks

The Trend: The weather’s looking colder. School is up again. Yesterday Providence had one of its infamous rainstorms. It is time to bundle up. Luckily, the runways at New York Fashion Week were all about being prepared for the elements. Some of these models could have strutted their way down to the river and blended(…)

7 ways to cut your morning routine in half

7 ways to cut your morning routine in half

1. Only do half of the things. Take half a shower. Brush half of your teeth. Put on half your clothes. Apply makeup to half your face. 2. Prepare everything before you go to sleep. Check the weather, decide what you’re going to wear, lay it out, decide what you’re going to do for food,(…)