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college girls dress like han solo

college girls dress like han solo

I just saw this on my news feed and it’s literally perfect. Some reddit user has finally put two and two together: College girls dress just like half-witted scruffy-looking Nerf herders. If you aren’t convinced, check this out: On the left, you see Han Solo. He did the Kessel run in the Millennium Falcon in less(…)

how to choose a halloween costume

how to choose a halloween costume

1. Get a group together. Or don’t. Decide whether you want to go solo or organize a small army of matching college girls. Group costumes can be fun, but they sort of require that you stay with the people involved for most of the night. (It’s hard to explain that you’re a “What Does The(…)

the four guy friends every college girl needs

the four guy friends every college girl needs

1. The slut. This guy gets around. He’s typically conventionally attractive, and flirty with just about everyone, so he gets more than his share of ass. And in typical male-in-western-society style, he has no problem with telling you about it. This guy is an excellent friend to keep around, because he will give you a window(…)

trend watch: jk, it’s finals

trend watch: jk, it’s finals

The Trend No. No trend. It’s almost May, and I am simply trying to make it to Wednesday without imploding (after Wednesday my life will improve dramatically). This is the time that people literally spend all day in the library (the rest of the time, they’re either lying or work incredibly ineffectively). We do not(…)

five reasons everyone should be in therapy

five reasons everyone should be in therapy

It’s probably free. Almost every university has free psychological services, and this is probably the only time in your life when you can get some amount of free therapy. At my school you can get seven sessions before they refer you to someone outside the university, but at other schools you can get free therapy(…)

pros and cons of coffee

pros and cons of coffee

Pros: You get to feel so awake! You can go from sleeping to being awake faster than you otherwise would! (Really, you’re a very busy girl. Do you have time to gently lift yourself from sleep to wakefulness? No. You don’t.) Coffee tastes good under certain circumstances? If you like strong coffee, people will infer(…)

the different kinds of drunk that you can be

the different kinds of drunk that you can be

Tired drunk. You were up really late last night, but it’s a saturday and you never want to miss out, so you down a Red Bull and put on your heels (tangent: Why do college girls wear heels? Why does anyone wear heels?). It turns out though that the night is pretty low key —(…)