Pros: It’s drinking in the daytime! All of the fun of sunshine and all of the fun of whiskey combined. You have to acknowledge how awesome this combination has the potential to be. You’re probably not tired. You’ll get tired later, but right now, you basically just woke up. You have so much more energy than… keep reading
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are you finding a husband?
Because a Princeton boy’s mom (Susan Patton, ’77) thinks you should be. College ladies, think about it: Your sexual capital is only going to decrease after you graduate. You can focus on your education and career too, but don’t forget the most important thing you should get out of an elite college education: A husband.… keep reading
pros and cons of snapchat
Pros: Snapchat is great for sexting. Actually, I wouldn’t know, because I’ve never sexted with snapchat (or, actually, in general), but I’m sure that if I had someone to sext, I would totally sext with snapchat and it would be awesome. Snapchat allows you to be goofy without repercussions. If most social media has college… keep reading
giveaway: admission
So, who among us doesn’t love Tina Fey? Maybe Taylor Swift doesn’t, but I’m pretty sure the media is blowing that so called “feud” out of proportion (as the media tends to do). Basically, though, everyone can agree that the woman who brought us the genius of Mean Girls and the most spot-on political impersonation… keep reading
5 reasons i want a dog
1. Dogs are snuggly. It’s cold outside, and now that Valentine’s Day has come and gone, “relationship season” is pretty much over. It’s not so easy to simply trick another human into sleeping in your bed. Dogs, on the other hand, want to sleep in your bed. Dogs are generally affectionate creatures, and they want to snuggle… keep reading
5 niche-est college a cappella groups
5. Penn Masala (Penn) Do you ever start listening to the radio and think, “Damn, I wish this had no instruments and more Hindi”? If so, Penn Masala is the a cappella niche group for you. I honestly am blown away by their mash-up abilities. It’s amazing. 4. ARRR!!!! (Brown) ARRR!!!! is often known as… keep reading
calm down about taylor swift’s love life
Buzzfeed is kind of awful, I’ve decided. Their entire business model relies on some combination of misleading headlines, old gifs, and sensationalism, and I’m so sick of it. Related: I may or may not have just spent the last hour reading things they’ve published about my homegirl Taylor Swift. It’s put me in a hell of… keep reading