First of all, you might be asking yourself, “Why do I need to know how to bake a vagina cake?” Well, there are a lot of reasons, actually. You could become a contestant on Cake Boss with these skills. You never know when the right occasion for a vagina cake might arise. E.g. a gift… keep reading
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how you know you’re getting serious
1. You stop pretending to be interested in boring things. I once dated a metalhead, so I know my way around this one. At the beginning, you act like you’re really interested in whatever it is that he wants to talk about (because as long as he’s talking, you can watch his face move, which… keep reading
the only thing better than a discount is a giveaway
Almost everything about college marketing can be explained by two facts. 1. We are usually broke. 2. We like spending money on things. It makes us uniquely easy and hard to court. On one hand, yeah I totally want your product! Cool!! On the other hand, I currently have sixteen dollars in my bank account… keep reading
how to survive thanksgiving at home
1. Count your blessings. Give thanks, yall! While school is invariably more fun than home, there are a lot of fun things that you can’t do at school that you can do at home. You can stay in your room all day and not feel like you’re missing anything! You can start watching that new TV series… keep reading
pros and cons of buying a halloween costume online
Pros: The halloween costumes that you can find online are pretty awesome. As much as I like being crafty, people trained in costume-making are much better at it than I am. Homemade costumes usually aren’t as aesthetically appealing as the sexy costumes you can buy online. And everyone knows – “In the regular world, Halloween… keep reading
feminist fashion: a highly relevant paradox
As you may know, I’ve been writing a column for College Fashion about how to dress for your body type, while embracing the things you might be insecure about. Here’s the thing though — how am I supposed to know what people are insecure about? If I say, “Hey, you might be insecure about your shoulders!… keep reading
pros and cons of living in the dorms
Pros: Social activity is everywhere. You can go to several parties without leaving your building. You’ve got a whole hallway of potential new friends. My freshman year, while looking for dinner companions, I used to walk down this one hallway, knock on all of the doors, and see if any one of them had a… keep reading