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we should be more narcissistic

we should be more narcissistic

Could the media calm down about how terrible millennials are? It reminds me of how, when you were in 9th grade, you would look at the kids in middle school and say “man, those 8th graders are SOOO much worse than we were. Did you hear that Hanna made out with Jack at the movieskeep reading

baby it’s cold outside: winter beauty essentials

baby it’s cold outside: winter beauty essentials

Oh my gosh it is cold. I mean negative four with wind-chill cold. Coming back from Florida to a wintry mix has almost left me longing for sweaty humidity. Almost. If you are one of the few superhumans that manages to have perfect skin, hair, and un-chapped lips during this time of year, then yourkeep reading

the 5 kinds of people you see in the library

The Socializer. This person is at the library because her friends are at the library and it seems like a fine place to check your email. She has made six facebook posts since she got here, and consumed two cans of Diet Coke. She occasionally takes out her headphones and passes them to a friend,keep reading

trend watch: jk, it’s finals

trend watch: jk, it’s finals

The Trend No. No trend. It’s almost May, and I am simply trying to make it to Wednesday without imploding (after Wednesday my life will improve dramatically). This is the time that people literally spend all day in the library (the rest of the time, they’re either lying or work incredibly ineffectively). We do notkeep reading

what everyone should know about college academics

what everyone should know about college academics

Classes are not as hard as your high school teachers would have you believe. You will survive, I promise. The thing is, college professors are aware that you don’t become ten times more mature and productive over the summer between high school and college. They get that you’re not that good at writing stellar essays aboutkeep reading

thoughts i have in the stacks

thoughts i have in the stacks

I can hear every single sound. What do I want for christmas? FOCUS. Someone somewhere nearby is eating something. I can smell it. I wonder what? It smells good. I’m hungry I think. My tea is cold. Where are all of my pens? I’m cold. FOCUS. I wonder who actually reads all these books. Doeskeep reading