halloween

it turns out i’m not dateable

it turns out i’m not dateable

Oops! In fact, I am totally dateless. Here, look, there’s proof (thanks to website-of-horrors, rudateable.com, founded by motivational speaker and noted misogynist Justin Lookadoo): The awkward thing is, I think I answered these questions pretty accurately. And yet, I actually do have a boyfriend! (We are pictured above, looking particularly like Texan politicians on Halloween.(…)

it’s link thursday!

it’s link thursday!

It’s not just any Link Thursday. Today is a very special halloweeny Link Thursday! First and foremost, you should read about the D.C. Spooktacular. There are creepy crawlitics and representative demonocracy! If you can count all the puns in this article, I’ll give you a prize. I’ll wait…. Okay, now stop counting puns and instead(…)

how to choose a halloween costume

how to choose a halloween costume

1. Get a group together. Or don’t. Decide whether you want to go solo or organize a small army of matching college girls. Group costumes can be fun, but they sort of require that you stay with the people involved for most of the night. (It’s hard to explain that you’re a “What Does The(…)