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things i have posted in my high school alumni facebook group vs. reality

things i have posted in my high school alumni facebook group vs. reality

Every few months, the “class coordinators” for my alma mater, a K-12 private school outside Washington DC, ask all of us for updates on our lives that they can put in the alumni magazine. And so every few months, we ask ourselves, “How can I make myself sound happiest and most successful without lying outright?”(…)

the three weirdest dates i’ve been on: part 1

the three weirdest dates i’ve been on: part 1

Spring, 2005: This was not my date. However, it was the first date I ever went on. Here’s the deal: My 7th grade best friend was dating a guy in our general group of friends. He wanted the two of them to go on a date, but someone’s mom was uncomfortable with the situation. The solution(…)

how to survive a college break up

how to survive a college break up

Try to avoid it. If it’s you doing the breaking-up, I guess that’s your call. If it’s his decision, do everything you can to make sure he really, like, actually wants to be not dating you anymore. Because maybe he’s just confused or something. The best way to do this is to be really sexy (read:(…)

4 little known ways to appear more popular

4 little known ways to appear more popular

Never turn your phone on silent. If your phone is on silent, no one will know how desirable you are. If your phone rings in class or a similar public setting, grumble “oh, not him again!” while you rummage through your bag to turn the ringer off… and then on again. People will assume that(…)