1. Psych yourself out. Your roommate is, after all, the deciding factor in whether you have any friends at all in college. There are three options. Your roommate will either be cooler than you, less cool than you, or approximately as cool as you (this arrangement is ideal). If your roommate is cooler than you,… keep reading
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trend watch: mixed prints
The Trend This is such a thing at Brown. I secretly think that all the cool kids at brown have an unspoken competition to see who can look the weirdest at any time. They break all the goddamn rules. It’s really inspiring. One of these rules that they break, and often, is that one should really only… keep reading
how to move
First, you will need a reason to move. Roommate problems, or insect infestation, or a small army of gnomes living under your bed. Reslife will do its damnedest not to accomodate you. Have your mother call. There is a direct relationship between how angry/tipsy she is and your chances of success, so call when you know she’s… keep reading
pretenses under which you can bring someone to your bedroom
You have alcohol. You’re at a party, and alcohol is a little bit hard to come by, but lucky for you and the object of your desire, there is a bottle of something up in your room. Want to go up and get it? Of course you do. (You will probably not come right back… keep reading
trend watch: zig zags
The Trend Again, the fashion industry demands new things to make you want to buy. They can’t rest on the laurels of the old things. That would be unsustainable. So we get new and unappealing colors, and we get new and crazy types of pants, and new and different patterns. The old patterns like stripes… keep reading
trend watch: neon
The Trend People in the know are pretty into this neon thing these days. I can’t pretend to be opposed to this. I grew up with Lisa Frank. So as a nineties kid, yeah, I’m all about this new neon thing. Luckily some people at fashion week agreed with me. Don’t ask me who, because I… keep reading