moving

on the heat death of the universe

on the heat death of the universe

I know, I know, I’ve been gone for ages, and there was that weird guest post about racism in porn that was up for about an hour before I took it down, and I’ve been totally silent otherwise. It’s weird. I know. Sorry. I will be re-uploading the porn article, by the way. My friend(…)

on apartments and murphy’s law

on apartments and murphy’s law

So remember when I was griping about moving out of my dorm room? Yeah, that’s nothing compared to moving into an apartment. The sheer numer of tasks to be completed is about thirty times higher, and therefore the number of things that can go wrong is proportionally higher as well. For example, you may discover(…)

how to move

how to move

First, you will need a reason to move. Roommate problems, or insect infestation, or a small army of gnomes living under your bed. Reslife will do its damnedest not to accomodate you. Have your mother call. There is a direct relationship between how angry/tipsy she is and your chances of success, so call when you know she’s(…)