The internet really isn’t satisfying my needs right now. I just want to know how to make my bathroom sink white again (because it’s currently got some hot pink action going on, much like my hair, not coincidentally). I’m literally sitting here reading an article on wikihow about how to clean your bathroom, and the steps… keep reading
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we should be more narcissistic
Could the media calm down about how terrible millennials are? It reminds me of how, when you were in 9th grade, you would look at the kids in middle school and say “man, those 8th graders are SOOO much worse than we were. Did you hear that Hanna made out with Jack at the movies… keep reading
pros and cons of daydrinking
Pros: It’s drinking in the daytime! All of the fun of sunshine and all of the fun of whiskey combined. You have to acknowledge how awesome this combination has the potential to be. You’re probably not tired. You’ll get tired later, but right now, you basically just woke up. You have so much more energy than… keep reading
are you finding a husband?
Because a Princeton boy’s mom (Susan Patton, ’77) thinks you should be. College ladies, think about it: Your sexual capital is only going to decrease after you graduate. You can focus on your education and career too, but don’t forget the most important thing you should get out of an elite college education: A husband.… keep reading
a brief history of my hair
Once upon a time, Clara was kind of a redhead. Blame my Irish heritage, but I always hade a strawberry-blonde tone as a tiny kid. But as I got older, as everyone must, my hair started to lose its brilliant orange color (I once literally colored my own hair orange in a picture, and colored… keep reading
afraid of commitment, allergic to labels
I am, of course, describing college kids. So imagine this situation. You and some-person-of-the-gender-to-which-you-are-attracted (I’m just going to go ahead and use male pronouns) have been hooking up for some time, and your hookup has become de facto exclusive (that is, you don’t really have time to pursue anyone else if you end up at… keep reading
how to get a tattoo
1. Decide that you want to get a tattoo. Believe me guys, this part is not simple. Maybe you don’t want to get a tattoo after all. Ponder this. Factors to consider include but are not limited to: how likely you are to change your mind as soon as you see a needle, whether your… keep reading