1. Dogs are snuggly. It’s cold outside, and now that Valentine’s Day has come and gone, “relationship season” is pretty much over. It’s not so easy to simply trick another human into sleeping in your bed. Dogs, on the other hand, want to sleep in your bed. Dogs are generally affectionate creatures, and they want to snuggle… keep reading
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how to be depressed
Undergo stress (e.g. be in college). Something doesn’t have to happen to set off depression, but you’re in college so something probably will. Depression rates in college kids are on the rise, after all. Take a hard class that you hate and feel like avoiding. Get dumped. Leave home. Question your friendships, just for a… keep reading
freshman to-do list: meet the roommate
1. Psych yourself out. Your roommate is, after all, the deciding factor in whether you have any friends at all in college. There are three options. Your roommate will either be cooler than you, less cool than you, or approximately as cool as you (this arrangement is ideal). If your roommate is cooler than you,… keep reading
7 ways to cut your morning routine in half
1. Only do half of the things. Take half a shower. Brush half of your teeth. Put on half your clothes. Apply makeup to half your face. 2. Prepare everything before you go to sleep. Check the weather, decide what you’re going to wear, lay it out, decide what you’re going to do for food,… keep reading
how to survive a college break up
Try to avoid it. If it’s you doing the breaking-up, I guess that’s your call. If it’s his decision, do everything you can to make sure he really, like, actually wants to be not dating you anymore. Because maybe he’s just confused or something. The best way to do this is to be really sexy (read:… keep reading
five reasons everyone should be in therapy
It’s probably free. Almost every university has free psychological services, and this is probably the only time in your life when you can get some amount of free therapy. At my school you can get seven sessions before they refer you to someone outside the university, but at other schools you can get free therapy… keep reading
pros and cons of coffee
Pros: You get to feel so awake! You can go from sleeping to being awake faster than you otherwise would! (Really, you’re a very busy girl. Do you have time to gently lift yourself from sleep to wakefulness? No. You don’t.) Coffee tastes good under certain circumstances? If you like strong coffee, people will infer… keep reading