1. Count your blessings. Give thanks, yall! While school is invariably more fun than home, there are a lot of fun things that you can’t do at school that you can do at home. You can stay in your room all day and not feel like you’re missing anything! You can start watching that new TV series… keep reading
Tag Archives: winter break
pros and cons of staying at college for the summer
Βethan via Compfight Pros: Freedom. Presumably, mom and dad haven’t come with you (if they have, I’m terribly sorry; I recommend leaving the country or staging an intervention). This means you can do whatever you want, pretty much. Learn to like scotch. Stay up all night. Eat nutella straight from the jar. The possibilities are… keep reading
things you can do at school that you can’t do at home
Be a mess. I’d like to imagine that if I had more space in this little dorm room in which to organize all of my various personal items, I would organize them. This is a fantasy. At school, no one is going to come in and shame you for having some photos, a bag from CVS,… keep reading
how to handle the off-season
Off-season [ɔf sizǝn] n. the time period between the holidays and going back to school; a time period characterized by the absence of activity. Stare at Facebook/Twitter/Pinterest/Tumblr/4chan/Porntube/whatever until you are familiar with every single link ever posted to any place on the internet ever. (Is porntube a thing? Am I going to plug it into… keep reading
pros and cons of sleeping in until the afternoon
Pros: Look how well rested you are! I’m assuming you have nothing better to do, and sleep is nice. It makes a statement. That being, “I am adolescent and I don’t give a fuck what people are supposed to do in the mornings.” Do interesting things happen before noon anyway? This might be the sloth… keep reading
things you can do at home that you can’t do at school
Hang around naked. I have a roommate this year, and she’s not the sort of roommate with whom I am comfortable enough that I can chill in the buff in our bedroom. And even if she were, the walk down the hall from the shower absolutely requires some sort of bodily coverage (terrycloth robe, old… keep reading