Bonus Giveaway
I have this great clutch that I got for free, and I don’t have any need for it, mostly because clutches make me really nervous (why don’t they have straps???). Anyway, I’m going to give it away to one of you. You have one week (until March 26th) to get points, which you can do by
- Leaving a comment here about why you’re awesome. Don’t be shy. This is supposed to be sort of awkward. That’s the point.
- Tweeting something to that effect, with the hashtag #thatgirlmagazine
- Writing on That Girl Magazine’s facebook wall with why you’re awesome.
You can do more than one, and you’ll get more than one entry, and then I’ll use a random number generator to figure out where I’m sending this awesome clutch. Kay? Kay.
Bombs away!
(If you have no idea what i’m talking about, read this post.)
Why I am Awesome
step one: I am awesome?
step two: I sneeze like a kitten, I burp like a giant toad, my hands are debilitatingly small, and I become distracted every 3 minutes. Writing this comment took 28.
step three: kittens are adorable. In Japan, giant toad venom is used as an aphrodisiac AND makeshift Rogaine. Tiny hands are easier to hold. Multitasking rules.
step four: *I am an adorable yet sexy East Asian remedy for male pattern baldness with agreeable limbs and a snappy brain.
*[I am awesome because]
I am awesome because I can retell the story of Madame Bovary and make it sound like a lovable chick flick.
I’m okay with the fact that I don’t understand postmodern film. I’m a cheerleader at heart, in hipster clothing, and I’m spectacular at scrabble. I’m awesome.
I am awesome because I dance in the living room like nobody’s watching.
I am always awesome at all times, despite rumors to the contrary. I am constantly high-velocity major-lazer amazeballs. In terms of actual “actions” I some day intend to do righteous, equalizing things, but currently I just do more academic reading than you think is possible. Word.
I am awesome because:
-I’m a college student who knits frequently, enjoys documentaries and would rather read than get drunk.
-I’ve learned how to say ‘no’ and do my own thing.
-I play the ukelele *not well, but i still play*
-I read this blog and firmly believe that all girls are awesome no matter what.
I’m awesome because I am the only genuine moral Kantian I have ever met. Fuck with me, bitches!